SUNBLOCKS ROCKS - DWAYNE JOHNSON ACCUSED OF CULTURAL APPROPRIATION DURING WHITE HISTORY MONTH7/23/2023
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FLORIDA - The guy known as "The Rock" was recently accused of Cultural Appropriation for many of his choices and money making ideas. It was leaked to KWW that he would be selling his sunscreen brand in Florida where he maintains a property there. While Florida is not all White, it is all hot and sunscreen for the lighter folks would be a go to. The Rock however not so White, with a Black Father and Samoan Mother, he seems to have drifted off a bit with this brand. While it's great to sell whatever you want, it would be great to not make it in China, or imported at all.
Many people on the Miami beaches were asked what they thought of the lotion and if they would try it. "I dunno, I guess. I mean I don't really use that shit anyway" - Marshawn "I'm from Korea. I don't use, if I even go to beach" - Chin-Mae "Is it made here? No? Well fuck em." - Billy "Why do these hollywood guys always gotta make a profit off Whiteness" - Aunt Tiffa Dwayne also seems to prefer White Women, as he married one in Lauren Hashian. While Lauren is part Armenian and the Whiteness of Armenians is debated, she is clearly White. Dwayne's last name probably should have been "Bowles" as that was his fathers last name at some point. It's as if Dwayne's father took his wife's last name when they got married but it is unclear. His mother's last name was Johnson, but the father also used the name as a wrestler Rocky Johnson.
Dwayne is taking heat for the Cultural Appropriation of his Tequila brand. And while the Whiteness of the Spaniards from Spain is also debated, it is clear Tequila wasn't created by Blacks or Samoans. Some people think Spainiards are White, or majority White, others not so sure, and some think they are not White at all. During #WhiteHistoryMonth the topic came up, and as of now the voters seem undecided.
Don Pedro Sánchez de Tagle y Pérez Bustamante, 2nd Marquis of Altamira (1661-1723) was a Spanish aristocrat and is known as "The Father of Tequila". Don Pedro was a member of the Tagle Family, an ancient line of Spanish nobles whose origin can be traced back in the Kingdom of Asturias. Don Pedro was born in Spain but later migrated to Mexico and married his first cousin Doña Luisa Sánchez de Tagle, daughter of the 1st Marquis of Altamira.
No matter who Don Pedro really was, a White Spaniard or what you consider him, he definitely wasn't Samoan or Black. Not that people can't marry who they want (you should never marry your cousin) or sell whatever goods they choose. But in some instances that's not the case. Tequila has to actually be tequila made from a certain place in Mexico. So it seems that if Spaniards are White, even Mexico may be culturally appropriating and monopolizing that effort. Who knows, White, not White, Tequila definitely has Mexican roots but from the Spanish. And Mr. Bowles imported garbage tequila definitely comes in Blanco.
WHILE SOME THINGS IN THIS ARTICLE ARE TRUE, IT IS SATIRE.
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