SHANIQUA CLAWS - CHRISTMAS HIGHJACKED BY BLACK DEMON DYKES WHO PREFER SEGREGATED HOLIDAYS12/23/2021 This year, some Black folks plan to celebrate a more segregated Christmas free of White People. The fat black feminazis that started BLM don't like the White Man's holidays, and intend on changing all of them to fit their own narrative. So, Christmas isn't any different. Instead of simply shaming the White Man for celebrating Jesus and his birthday, they have now decided to simply just say Jesus, and even Santa is Black. But, not just Black. Female. Because according to the Black Panther/BLM skanks, Men take a back seat to the Women now. These evil Black Women (in their minds) are capable of leading the family and raising kids on their own (often with government aid). So why would they want to celebrate such a holiday where Men are in charge. Surely they can buy all the presents, drive to all the relatives houses, and even cook all the food by themselves with no help from Men. And, sometimes the Black Men just allow it to happen. I mean, those who live in fear of the Black Woman would never dare to question her authority, otherwise perhaps they would find themselves eating take out for Christmas dinner and sleeping in the dog house. Jesus (according to BLM type terrorists) New rules for Black Christmas include changing Santa Claus into Shaniqua Claws (cause she most likely has 10 inch fake claws she calls nails under her mittens somehow) and because the name "Shaniqua" is said by some to mean "God's Grace". While the race or looks of Santa or Jesus is of little importance to the true meaning of Christmas, it is most likely historically inaccurate that either should be Black. But why let the truth stop these revisionists from changing anything they want, from the history of America with their Marxist doctrines they impose on the children, to changing old folklore stories or historical truths about ancient peoples to fit the new Anti-White narrative. Part of that revision is to rename Shaniqua Claws reindeer with blacker and more feminine names like Shantel, Sha Nay Nay, Laquisha, Moesha, Beyonce, or Yolanda. They want to name them all girl names instead because of the feminazi theory that all of the original Reindeer (aka Caribou) who lead Santa's sleigh were female because male reindeer shed their antlers in the fall, so all of Santa's reindeer must have been female. But, with just a little research it is easy to know that Mature reindeer males can have antlers as long as into the beginning of January, and young bulls may keep them till as late as March. So Indeed, Dasher and Dancer, Donner and Blitzen, and even Rudolph were more likely males with masculine names. Other new rules for this "Black Christmas" include not inviting any White people to the dinner, or to Black Christmas at all. And if they do happen to show up somehow, you have to make them sit outside and serve their dinner in dog bowls, if they get to eat at all. The only way a White person can come inside is if they happen to bring some watermelon. For gifts, the original plan was to give all White people coal, cause it's Black, and White people (according to the demon dykes) don't deserve anything else for being so called "White Supremacists" (which doesn't even exist). But, that rule was quickly changed already because coal is supposedly bad for the "climate change" hoax that they use to shame everyone else but themselves. So instead, all White folks are to receive Black jelly beans (which nobody likes). Political advocates for Black Christmas to become an official holiday celebrated on the same day as regular Christmas, is The Wicked Witch of the West, Maxine Waters. Waters, who is only in congress because of massive voter fraud and greasy behind the scenes bribes and extortion, went on BET and said: "White people have had their own Christmas for long enough. With their White Santa, and White snow. This is nothing but another White Supremacist holiday, where the White kids get all the gifts, and poor innocent Black children are forced to get the presents that are left on the shelf late in the season or whatever is donated by the Black only churches. I call for a new day, one where White kids don't get to have all the fun, and we celebrate Black Jesus the way our ancestors intended. White folks have been singing about their White Christmases for too long while we sit and listen. It's our turn to sing now, crackas." She then went on to say all White people who support Black Christmas should put an ornament on their tree with her face on it to show solidarity. They are for sale on her website, where all proceeds go to get Black Christmas gifts for only Black kids. Related: "White Christmas" by Elvis Presley with the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra While some of the statements here may be factually correct, this article is satire.
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