Pepsi has been known to chime in on things they think people who drink their trash soda care about, such as imaginary racism, gender clown parades, and so called "pedophobia". Their next target of the shame game is an old toy game called "Barrel of Monkeys" which was created by some White guys in 1961 and the original prototype was called "Chimp to Chimp".
Pepsi has now spoken out to the woke mob about how "racist" (even though racism doesn't exist) the toys are, and that anyone who has them should throw them out, and all stores carrying the toys should be cancelled as well if they don't pull them from shelves.
Pepsi immediately had support from the mob, with one crazed feminazi even suggesting terror be brought upon all who are selling the game.
After truthers caught onto the story, they called out Pepsi for their own faults many of which the angry leftist mob didn't care about, but they made it known anyway. Pointing out that Pepsi actively sells "Buckets of Cracker Jacks" portraying their own supremacy and cultural appropriation by having a White guy on the label, but the popped corn snack being covered in caramel.
Others were quick to remind Pepsi how they made a pro pedophile commercial with State Farm, Unilever, and the Ad Council, saying that if anybody should be cancelled it's everyone that had anything to do with that. Don't believe they actually made a pro pedo commercial? See for yourself...
Clip from Pepsi's pro pedo commercial
So in the end as usual when the woke mob tries to get rough, they cause themselves more damage. With people standing up to establishment branding because of the cancel culture they push, the establishment ends up cancelling itself. People are tired of the race card being used for mob inspiration. They want to get back to the way things used to be where you had a Chihuahua with a Spanish accent that tried to sell you tacos. Or a everybody's favorite Autie Jamima who would make your pancakes just right. Plus, nobody seems to care when the shoe is on the other foot.
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