TOM BRADY NOW IDENTIFIES AS A BLACK WOMAN
2-13-2021 / By Cash Daily
After winning the Super Boring Bowl by having more points, Tomeka Brady has realized that "she" should honor Black History Month and reveal that she has always been a proud black woman. Speaking on the bigotry of those who still want to shame her, she said:
"I think that people should accept me for who I am. A winner. And just because I am all woman doesn't mean people should think that it wasn't hard for me to also be black throughout my journey."
Tomeka said that she wants all young girls to dream big that they can one day be a Super Boring Bowl Champion too. And that she plans on donating to the LGBTQPQRSTUVWXY&Z people and The Official Black Islamic Power Project over the summer.
As a strong black woman, Tomeka Brady is proud to go down in history as the only woman, and black, to win a Super Boring Bowl ever. It will be a moment of joy that the world will never forget.
"I think that people should accept me for who I am. A winner. And just because I am all woman doesn't mean people should think that it wasn't hard for me to also be black throughout my journey."
Tomeka said that she wants all young girls to dream big that they can one day be a Super Boring Bowl Champion too. And that she plans on donating to the LGBTQPQRSTUVWXY&Z people and The Official Black Islamic Power Project over the summer.
As a strong black woman, Tomeka Brady is proud to go down in history as the only woman, and black, to win a Super Boring Bowl ever. It will be a moment of joy that the world will never forget.
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